geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

spncastdaily:

@City_Cinderella: Just me and @kimrhodes4real takin the best seats in the house. You don’t mind @JensenAckles and @jarpad do you? 😎

@kimrhodes4real: Here’s another version. Cuz @City_Cinderella and I had too much time on our hands.

twitch-the-tiny:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

"by totally ignoring the problem and pulling numbers out yo ass, that’s how"

goldstarprivilege:

muchymozzarella:

afunnyfeminist:

ghastderp:

i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.

See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken.

He knows men are like that

his father was like that to his mother

he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what it’s like when men are like that

and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that

And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say he’s not like those men he fights against—he never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it. 

Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.

badbadrituals:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

The male body is not hardcore.

badbadrituals:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

The male body is not hardcore.

benedictcumberbatchsitsinchairs:

geekgirl1:

constancecream:

ihearofsherlock:

BREAKING NEWS: Long-lost 1916 film starring William Gillette as Sherlock Holmes found!
Full story on I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere.

[x]

Now Arthur Conan Doyle is reeeeeeallllly pissed

You guys… this is HUGE.  Not just for Sherlockian history, but for film history in general.  Firstly, it’s a film from what was still the early years of Silents; they didn’t hit their peak until post WWI, around 1922.  Then there’s the fact that Gillette is captured on film: back then very few stage performers were willing to make “movies,” they were considered a cheap form of entertainment.  The fact that he not only did it, but he initiated making them is amazing.  This is a freaking NITRATE NEGATIVE.  The reason why we’ve lost so many Silents is because nitrate will pretty much spontaneously combust.  Not exaggerating, it’s extremely volatile.  Entire archives have gone up in infernos because of them.  They also degrade very, very rapidly, and were never meant to last more than a year or so- again, back then no one thought much of movies and couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to keep them past seeing them once, so they did them on the cheap.  Finally, just the general fact that a new Silent was found is historic in and of itself. 
OMG.  For a historian, someone whose life is dedicated to saving old “stuff,” and a Silent fanatic… it’s Christmas.  I’m all aflutter right now.

benedictcumberbatchsitsinchairs:

geekgirl1:

constancecream:

ihearofsherlock:

BREAKING NEWS: Long-lost 1916 film starring William Gillette as Sherlock Holmes found!

Full story on I Hear of Sherlock Everywhere.

Now Arthur Conan Doyle is reeeeeeallllly pissed

You guys… this is HUGE.  Not just for Sherlockian history, but for film history in general.  Firstly, it’s a film from what was still the early years of Silents; they didn’t hit their peak until post WWI, around 1922.  Then there’s the fact that Gillette is captured on film: back then very few stage performers were willing to make “movies,” they were considered a cheap form of entertainment.  The fact that he not only did it, but he initiated making them is amazing.  This is a freaking NITRATE NEGATIVE.  The reason why we’ve lost so many Silents is because nitrate will pretty much spontaneously combust.  Not exaggerating, it’s extremely volatile.  Entire archives have gone up in infernos because of them.  They also degrade very, very rapidly, and were never meant to last more than a year or so- again, back then no one thought much of movies and couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to keep them past seeing them once, so they did them on the cheap.  Finally, just the general fact that a new Silent was found is historic in and of itself. 

OMG.  For a historian, someone whose life is dedicated to saving old “stuff,” and a Silent fanatic… it’s Christmas.  I’m all aflutter right now.