psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

tylerposeysjawline:

no one hates twilight more than robert pattinson

the interviewer asked him if he cried at the end of filming

and he said “no i cried more towards the beginning”

dean-is-an-assbutt:

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin 

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

phildanosaurusrex:

Imagine if Dan never never started YouTube and finished his law course at Uni instead and then became a lawyer

pastrymisha:

I love the idea that because of the way that Castiel has fallen, his grace is gone but his wings and halo remain; halo faded, heavy, a weight around his head like a crown of thorns, and it slips - wings dead and folded against his back, grey and listless, tattered more with each day that drags itself through them.

elementary-my-dearwatson:

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.

Your parents’ expectations of school (Supernatural version)

laugh-addict:

They expect you to be walking to school like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you to be in class like: 

but in reality you’re like:

They expect you before an exam to be all like:

but in reality you’re like:

They expect to react to your exam mark like:

but in reality they’ll be like: